dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

See this is the kind of thing that makes me happy in a relationship. Those ooey gooey screenshotted text messages and those couple t shirts don’t. Simple things. That make me laugh and we can be together and have an amazing time literally watching lobsters.

epic-vines:

Everyone at school is fake as shit….. Myself included

I relate emmyvmitchell
Anonymous asked
Rosie Im so scared I'll never find love. I'm 17 and have never had a boyfriend. Boys have showed interest before but all have just used me. I've never been inlove and I'm afraid I never will be

cleanbodyfreshstart:

Baby look at your life. Have you had your wild early 20’s where a guy walks you home at 2am after a night in a sweaty club, or the morning you’re getting coffee and the boy with dark hair grins at you for a fussy order, or how about all the guys your friend tries hooking you up with? SO MANY STORIES ARE AHEAD OF YOU

You haven’t lived by yourself and had boys/girls over or been taken out to dinner at 10pm on a Tuesday night. So much life, and love is ahead of you.

Love isn’t always something you feel between/towards someone else. In each moment there are a thousand things we can love.

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america